I am so sorry for not updating you guys for a holle year. I need to update you guys. First of all I have applied for a permanent residency and it arrived in 45 days.
At that time I got promoted to the manager for builders and I learned how to play the fiddle and not to brag but I play pretty fast. The friends and I went to my first football game. We were waiting for the game to start but then an actual buffalo was prounced around like a trophy. I asked “what was going on?” and my friend answers “its Ralphie the Buffalo, the mascot for the Colorado Buffaloes”. They were meeting the Utah Utes football, the rival football team. They were so full of themselves they just wackt in and started to scream and jump around like monkeys, it was embarrassing to say the least.
One of my friends was a relative to one of the players. After the game we went down into the locker room of the Colorado Buffaloes and It was really exciting meeting them. He asked me to play the fiddle for them, but I did not want to. And then the guys that take care of Ralphie the Buffalo. He said to me “You boi play the fiddle and let us dance” so I was obligated to play it. I played and played so violently the strings started snapping off. After that they wanted to drink so we went to the old bar and they pulled some kegs.
That morning I was awoken by the mailman. He was bringing me my approval of my permanent residency. So I immediately showered and put on my suit. I threw myself in the car and did the speed limit, of course, got in town hall and started my green card process.
Sume two months later I was on Mount Princeton repairing a skiing trail. The birds were chirping, sume animal in the bushes. I get a radio signal that I need to emigrate to get down to the skirt of the mountain. So I speed ski down and they say “what is the ruch?” so I screamed at him “You sad to get down the mountain”. He said “Ok manager”. I was flabbergasted and just started laughing, it was cruel but funny.
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